dear john kerry,
please cheat on your wife. i don't know why the american people are instantly drawn to the most asinine personalities, but i think it should stop right now. if you were revealed as a "cheating bastard", this whole mess would be cleaned up, and people could start focusing on democratic democrats.
dear mccartney & clapton,
please burn all copies of your HORRENDOUS cover of "while my guitar gently weeps". if you're going to cover beatles songs sounding like a couple of aged rockers, please at least avoid slaughtering a harrison tune. respect the dead, please.